This episode is interesting. It explores the insecurities that women
face regarding being alone vs being unhappy with someone. Let's get
started, shall we?
It begins, like so many of these episodes, at a
club. The four-some is celebrating them all being single at the same
time, which is a cause for celebration apparently! The women are all
dancing together, while the lively Cuban music plays and all the men
stand around watching. I mean, it looks like that, but it isn't pointed
out. There was this one time, in Bermuda, when Zac and I went to this
after-party dance thing for locals and cruise ship guests. It was fun, I
met a few really beautiful young women who danced with me for awhile.
Zac was there too, he was enjoying some other young women and dancing
and we were having a grand time, BUT. There were dozens of men just
standing around watching the ladies dance. It was weird and unnerving. I
mean, they were creepers! Just encircling the dance floor and standing
on the balcony above. Creepy. Zac was literally the only man dancing,
and the women were at ease around him.. you know, cause he wasn't a
creepy.
Just saying. I don't go to clubs much or go dancing
hardly ever, I have no idea if that was normal. It was really really
awful, tbh.
creepy.
ANYWAY. the foursome aren't put off
by the creepers watching them dance. They stop at the bar to have a
toast to them and life without men. Charlotte resents this and doesn't
want to toast to that cause it's bad luck and if she ends up alone, it's
all Carrie's fault. Sam reminds her that they are alone, even when
they're with men. She goes on, proselytizing about her way of life--
Enjoy life, enjoy men and don't expect them to fill you up-- you know,
except when they fill you up (herrherr)
She is interrupted by a
very suave looking man with a really nice accent. He says his name is William and he is the owner of the club. He invites her for a dance, but
she says it's just the girls tonight. She is happy with being single
at this point in the episode. They are shocked that she didn't ditch
them for a man. He gives her his card, so they can dance sometime in
the future.
Carrie talks to her friends about the photo shoot
tomorrow-- it's for the cover New York Magazine and it's called "Single
and fabulous!" Stanford got her hooked up with the gig, and at this
point in the episode she is more than happy with her single life. So
really, one more drink, and then she has to leave, she doesn't want Mr.
Jay to yell at her tomorrow. ><
One more drink turned into
many, you know since they never go dancing, and Carrie dragged her
tired, but single and fabulous ass home at dawn.
She got a coffee
drink, sat on her bed with a newspaper, and tried to stay up all
morning. She failed. Stanford called her phone and she woke up with
the piece of newspaper stuck to her cheek. She's VERY late for her photo shoot. She'll be there in twenty minutes. She's still wearing the
clothes that she went dancing in, doesn't do her hair, and gets to the
shoot very tired, needing a coffee the size of her head. She's very
sorry, jokes she must have lapsed into a coma, but mostly everyone is
too pissed at her to laugh. She is directed to sit on a stool in front
of a backdrop, to test the lighting. She's smoking a cigarette while the
photographer is doing test shots. She looks terrible and exhausted,
but is assured that there will be time for make up and hair before the
*real* shoot begins.
In the next scene Miranda, Carrie and
Charlotte are going for a walk in Central Park. Charlotte is a big
runner, and Miranda later trains for the marathon.. Carrie doesn't work
out. I don't know how she stays so thin and her skin so tight without
some sort of insane regimen... but there she is, smoking on their
morning walk through Central Park while Charlotte is pushing them
onward, telling them that they aren't walking fast enough to burn off
anything. Carrie suggests gossiping to get their heart rates up. A
jogger stops to say hi to Miranda-- it's the Sheriff from the Walking
Dead, also the jerk from Love, Actually who holds all those signs to
Keira Knightly expecting her to leave her husband for him? I hate that
guy in that movie. (have I mentioned how much I hate that movie in
general?)
Anyway, here, he is an old boyfriend. He seems nice
enough, though Miranda is awkward and non-committal in their awkward
non-talk. He invites her to call him so they can catch up. Miranda
explains to her friends that he is an ophthalmologist that she used to
fake orgasms with. They immediately have to stop their walk to talk
about why Miranda would bother faking orgasms. The idea that Miranda
would fake anything stopped Narrator Carrie cold.
Miranda
explains while stretching her hamstrings: "We only slept together
twice. The first time I faked it because it was never gonna happen, and
the second time I faked it because I faked it the first time." "-oh,
Naturally!" Carrie interrupts, Miranda continues, "And I didn't want to
fake it again so I just 'forgot' to return his last call."
Charlotte
is doing some very stretchy leg stretches behind them. She interjects,
"You broke up with an ophthalmologist over that?!"
"Orgasms?!" Miranda has the best look of incredulity on her face, "Major thing in a relationship?"
"Yes,"
Charlotte answers, "but not the only thing." Carrie and Miranda share a
"WTF" look with each other while Charlotte continues: "Orgasms don't
send you Valentine's Day cards and they don't hold your hand in a sad
movie!" ("Mine do," says Carrie)
"You're seriously advocating faking?" Miranda asks.
"No, but if you really like the guy, what's one little moment of 'ooh oooh' versus spending the night alone?!"
"These are my options?" Miranda rolls her eyes.
"And
who's to say that one moment is any more important than when he gets up
and pours you a cup of coffee in the morning. Let's go!" Charlotte
starts walking briskly again while Miranda and Carrie finish stretching
and Miranda says "I'll take an orgasm over a cup of French Drip Colombian any day!" Carrie contributes a joke: "See, for me it's a toss
up!"
In the next scene, she's buying more cigarettes since she
smoked them all during her work out. She is stopped cold by the
magazine hanging in the Newsstand. It's Carrie Bradshaw, dying of embarrassment.. The magazine used the test shots as their cover, and
instead of an exclamation point, it is a question mark. So, it's
"Single and Fabulous?" And Carrie looks like something that got caught
in a drain.
She is angry and humiliated, and talks with her
friends about how hostile that punctuation is. Miranda seems to think
that she can't sue, and I think that if she kept all the paperwork and
correspondence, that she may have a case.. That picture and caption is
just humiliating and not something that she was at all OK with when she
agreed to be on the magazine cover.
Charlotte starts to read some
of the article, It talks about all-night club hopping and how fun it
*really* is at forty-- who's out all night? Asks Charlotte. "Who's
Forty?" Asks the only forty year-old at the table. "Fuck them!
explanation point." Even Charlotte says "fuck them!" Miranda points
out that articles like these surface every few years as a cautionary
tale to scare young women into marriage. Charlotte continues to read
the article, which goes on to talk about how their lives are filled with
decoys and distractions to avoid the painful fact that they're
completely alone. Miranda snatches the magazine from Charlotte and asks
"How is that helping?! This piece of trash has *nothing* to do with us."
Sam adds "We are single and Fabulous!" and Charlotte concurs,
"Absolutely!"
But Carrie notices that the question mark had leapt
right off the page and onto all of them. Because: within a week, Sam had
called the club owner for a dance, Miranda had called the ophthalmologist
for another go at a few fake orgasms, and Charlotte decided that she
should date her neighbor friend, the out of work actor, who fixes things
for her. He was planning on moving out of New York to find actor work
elsewhere, and Charlotte decided that she couldn't let him get away. She
is perfectly OK with faking an entire relationship, I guess.
The question du jour is of course "Is it better to fake it than be alone?"
Carrie
hosts a small party at her house-- just Miranda and Sam. She's tense
since she's quit smoking since the cover. They're watching a movie and
Miranda scorns the woman who begins coming as soon as the man climbs on
top of her. No wonder men are so clueless! Pop Culture would have
them believe there isn't more work involved.
Sam asks if the guy
she's faking it with is that bad in bed, and Miranda softens and says
that he's not, but she's not really willing to teach him.
"What's the big mystery! It's my clitoris, not the sphinx!"
"I think you just found the title of your autobiography."
And
a few quips later... "The other night he told me that he loves that I
can come while he's fucking me, how can he actually believe that that's
all it takes?" And Carrie yells at her "BECAUSE YOU'RE FAKING IT"
Carrie asks why, and Miranda hems and haws about his feelings. (read: EMOTIONAL LABOR)
Sam
escapes to go share a dance and a sex with that club owner. She
flounces with the line "by the way he dances, I'm sure I won't have to
fake anything." At the club, he's talking with her, using "we" a lot.
It is mildly annoying, but before long she let's the "we" wash over
her. She talks on the phone later with Carrie about how "we're"
spending the Summer in the Hamptons. "Oh, he's a 'we' guy?" "So! He's
a 'we' guy!?"
Miranda decides not to fake it with the ophthalmologist. The ophthalmologist doesn't notice. He just comes in her
and then asks if she came. It's RUDE. Miranda explains that she didn't
come, that she never came ever with him. He's confused, asks if she
has a problem where she can't come.. Miranda is offended. "how do you
know that all the women you've slept with haven't been faking since you
didn't know that I was faking." She's got a point. He is completely
baffled and hurt.
He seems eager enough to rectify it. He's no
charity case, he runs the marathon for Christ sake. Miranda asks if he
knows where her clitoris is, and he says yes. And she says that it's
about two inches from where he thinks it is. Again, he is shocked, so
she tells him to relax, that she'll teach him.
Meanwhile,
Charlotte is faking the relationship with the out of work actor. She's
got him doing some wiring, plumbing, and assorted other things. She
calls him honey, and he kisses her back.. but.. it is just wrong.
Carrie reminds her that she can't create a relationship with a guy just
because he can caulk your tub! Yes you can! Charlotte insists.
Carrie
is walking home, narrator Carrie is getting all worked up. When did
everyone start faking everything? And why was being single the worst
thing that can happen to a person? Would Manhattan restaurants soon be
divided into "single" "non-single?" That is the start of a
4-year-in-the-making-joke: In the middle of Season 5, Carrie stops in to
a little Deli hoping for some Matzo ball soup and is greeted with a guy
screaming "Singles at the counter!" :p
She is buying cigarettes. She can't quit. Narrator Carrie is still spinning about
people faking, and wonders if maybe she was the one faking. Maybe she
was faking being happy being single. Then she reads the face of the man
who sells her her cigarettes. For some reason she see's Pity. I don't
see it, I think she's just defensive because her magazine cover is
right there. Poor Carrie.
She decides that she is going to be
single and fabulous, end her break from society, and actually go out
with her friend, Stanford.
Meanwhile, Samantha is out, waiting in
a restaurant for "we" William. He stands her up. He used a pretense
of a future to get what he wanted in the present. She waits about as
long as it takes her to drink a glass and a half of red wine and then
cries to a busboy who offers to take her home. She doesn't want to,
and can't fake it anymore. She was stood up and that's the truth.
Back
at the club with Carrie, she gets good and drunk and goes home with the
only straight guy in the whole club. He has a fabulous convertible,
but needs to stop at a newsstand for smokes. He brings back her
magazine. "is this you?" Carrie is smacked back to reality. Is this
her? She leaves him, she can't sleep with him to validate her life.
It
takes a few more weeks, but Charlotte and her fake boyfriend end up
double faking a break up. He is bored with New York and wants to leave,
and she doesn't want to keep him because she finally realizes that she
can't fake an entire relationship, intimacy, or her feelings. Love
doesn't work like that. They never actually say any of this. It is
actually kind of startling when you think about it. Charlotte realizes
that she doesn't have to rely on men's affection to get things fixed.
She can pay them.
It doesn't go well for Miranda and the ophthalmologist. They are going at it, him asking a million times if this is
right, if that feels good. Miranda can't really get it up and ends up
faking one more orgasm before "forgetting" to return his last call.
The
end of the episode is Carrie sitting outside at a Cafe. Just her.
Instead of running away from the idea of a life alone, she better sit
down and take her fear to lunch. No books, no distractions. Just her
and a glass of wine. Which apparently is her lunch now. ><
Overall
a good, solid episode. I enjoy the idea of slapping women who fake
orgasms. It just isn't a good idea and reeks of that Emotional Labor stuff. One should never have to fake
anything in a relationship. I really like how that lesson is just
hammered in by the end of the episode. Some truths are really fucking
hard to handle, especially if society will judge you harshly for them..
but it is worth accepting yourself how you are: no books, no
distractions, just alcohol for lunch.
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